Step 1
Step One. I've joined a gym. Got a really good deal, I prepaid for the 2 years. I was thinking, hey, I'll use it then. Then I started thinking. Yeah right. But I did get free tanning with it. Looking tan is almost as good as being thin. So I figure I'll either die from being fat, or from skin cancer.
Sigh.
Step Two. Actually go to the gym.
posted by shortensweet at Friday, August 05, 2005
9 Comments:
LOL!! Hey, at least you've made it to step two. I'm proud of you!
5:05 PM
Listen, I just found out my supervisor is going to be Michelle. Is that good or bad? If it's bad, the good news is it is a temporary assignment.
5:09 PM
How can I listen to written words? DUH. Stewie is going to be your sup huh? She's all right. She was a lead when I was on 'the floor' then she was promoted. Fritz has her and likes her. I've hung out with her a few times and I like her. She's nice and has two really cute kids.
6:30 PM
Or you will die from the sweat germs of other gym users. Please use hand sanitizer. This is your mom talking.
1:09 AM
Don't worry Momma, they have wipes where you can wipe off the germs. PLUS sanitizer. I dunno though, I've got some gross stuff on my FEET being at your house.
10:53 AM
Informercial stuff is probably cheaper, Jamie. You never take my advice.
6:38 PM
Shortie: It's those dang mulberries, that tree HAS to go. Um, you didn't happen to walk next to my bed did you? Just askin'.
12:19 AM
I didn't even go in the back yard yesterday. It wasn't me.
8:33 AM
Here is some more diet advice. Step one. Step Two. Step Three. Step Four. Step Five. Step Six. Step Seven Step Eight. Step Nine. Step Ten. Then go back up and down the stairs a few more times. (I am glad you are too far away to hit me. )
1:34 AM
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