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Monday, February 27, 2006


The lighthouse @ Sunset - Lake Michigan  Posted by Picasa

17 Comments:

Blogger shortensweet said...

awww...you're a pretty picture too little light house..don't cry because the other picture got all the comments...I wuv you wittle picture yes I do

12:09 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

There, there, it's okay... the other picture only got that kind of attention because it was at the top... everybody loves you... it's true... No... put the gun down... settle down, now... everythings cool... just give me the gun... everything's gonna be okay... if we all relax and ta

8:47 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody panic... I'm a cop. I've got this situation under control.

(flips open notebook and licks tip of pencil)

Now I'm gonna need to ask you all a few questions... First off, was the deceased in therapy for these recurring psychotic episodes?

8:54 AM

 
Blogger shortensweet said...

Great...try to be nice, and I get busted! Then again, I'm sure I could make big bucks with the pics I could take 'in the jailhouse now'

10:54 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SS knows her grandma loves lighthouses and she took that just for me...so there.

12:15 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Silently, the little lighthouse waited. For decades, she had watched the big lighthouse get all the visitors...and all the pictures taken with smug tourists...appearing on post cards and calendars with brightly colored sails obscuring her from the view. Even when winter came and freezing waves built huge shawls of ice on the lighthouses, it was always the whorish big red one that drew all the newspaper comment and brought out amateur photographers by the score. She nearly wept to see them standing on the shore, shivering, blown by icy winds, trying to get the best shot of the harlot. But as sure as the sun rose and set, she knew that her day would come. Yes, her day was near.

3:25 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its 92 degrees in tulsa right now...some breeze thank god.

4:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good theory, Mom, but leave the detective work to us, okay? Just so's everybody feels better, we'll send a unit over to question the smaller lighthouse.

4:59 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Yeah, you know I ain't seen her since that night. She was here, we partied a little, but then she left and I ain't heard from her since. You know, I heard her folds live up in Ludington, you might check there. Word on the street is - they've gotten her out of trouble before."

5:05 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sarge, we've got the scene under surveillance, but uh, I think they lock the bathrooms this time of year, are you done with your Mountain Dew?"

5:12 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

(hits the pause button)
Okay, Big Daddy was supposed to say, 'her FOLKS live in Ludington', sorry about that, no oscar for him this year, and Grandma, during my weird little game here, I came across this link. Just had to lift the curtain for a moment to share it with you.

http://www.weathermichigan.com/miwxcams_M.htm

Okay, here we go...
(pushes play button)

5:18 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Get me a unit behind the building, on the double! You men cover that entrance."
(raises megaphone)
"THIS IS SARGEANT BOB. WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. (whispers to Patrolman Pete) Is Jamie here with our coffees yet?"

5:23 AM

 
Blogger shortensweet said...

Wow..this is great! You should be a writer :D

2:44 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so you wanna be a detective? do it.

12:43 PM

 
Blogger shortensweet said...

ok..ok..there is more I can say..the first link is blank..the rest of them are very interesting, thirdly, I'm tellling your boss that you waste so much time at work :)

2:00 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Check the timestamps, sweetie, 9pm, then 5am, I was totally on my time.

Well, normally, that'd be when I'd pray and stuff, but I haven't been real spiritual lately.

8:08 PM

 
Blogger shortensweet said...

timestamp..shimestamp sinner :)

12:42 AM

 

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