A story or is it?

Thanks Chilldaddy, yet another tag. Here is my version. Some of the below stories are true some of them are false. No trick stories, and no half truths. They are either all true or all lies. Let's see how well you all think you know me.

- I beat up a boy in 5th grade. In fact, I hang out with him sometimes when he's around still.

- I once got a hickey and told everyone it was from the vent in a hot tub.

- When I worked for the nursing home, I use to give the people who weren't suppose to have desert, desert because I felt sorry for them.

- I use to iron Ray R's underwear.

- I got the nickname Ralphy from getting drunk and throwing up all the time.

- I use to work at an ice cream shop.

- I tried having some of my writing, poems and such, published.

- One time, when my friends and I were at the beach, we got stranded overnight, and we dug a big hole and slept in it to get out of the wind.

- I was at the bar one night talking to a really hot guy and had to go to the bathroom. As I was walking away, I flipped my hair and looked over my shoulder and ran smack dab into the wall.

the last one...

- In high school, I would skip school and go to the beach.

That was really hard for me to do. Good luck.