Just my luck
Last night I met someone incredible. He was funny, cute, had a job, loved to dance, paid attention to me, bought me drinks, and was just a nice guy. Right age, loved to cook, smelled oh, so good. I was thinking...ok, when this guy calls, I'll answer my phone AND if he wants to go out, I'll say yes.
So, on the way home, he was behind my friend and I. We got to a spot where the road becomes 2 lanes, and he speeds past us....us, and a cop. So, I see my great, wonderful, possiblity get pulled over knowing that he'll go to jail for a DUI. I'm betting he doesn't call now.
JUST MY LUCK!!!!
posted by shortensweet at Friday, January 27, 2006
13 Comments:
dang it.....another wasted nite....however he may just have to pay a fee....lol..keep up the good work...lol.....
6:20 PM
I'm sorry to hear about who could have been Mr. Maybe.
10:04 PM
Maybe you should try to meet guys at the bar who are there with their wives, that way at least you know they won't be driving home drunk.
10:52 AM
Hey James ignore the dad. Stop looking for Mr. Right when the time is right you'll both find one another. I know it sounds lame but, it works.
12:01 AM
Roo, what's with the personal attacks all of the sudden? You obviously don't understand our relationship or our sense of humor. It'd be like me telling you what Andy would think would be funny.
11:58 AM
I'd go for Mr. DUI because at least you know he ISN'T married! Hey, don't they allow conjugal visits in Muskegon County Jail? :)
Hey, Roo, don't feel bad if you don't get our humor. If we weren't twisted, we wouldn't get it either. Consider a compliment you don't.
2:52 PM
Thanks Roo..someone DOES love me :)
2:59 PM
I just know what I see on your blogs. Intelligence optional, shortenevil, and questioning her love that to me is mean. She doesn't say hurtful things on her blog about you or your family. For people coming onto your blog for the first time they don't "know" your sense of humor and would think ill of Jamie. That's what I find offensive. Giving people the wrong impression of her.
Yes I do love ya sweetie!!!
4:57 PM
I love you also...wayne or is it Laura or is it mike or val? hummmmmm
7:31 PM
Here's my last comment on the 'I'm mean to Jamie' thread.
I say those things for one reason only: to make my sister laugh.
She's a wonderful, caring person, and anyone who thinks our banter is serious hostility needs to get a sense of humor.
6:54 AM
Hm...so now he's gone from funny, employed, independant and longing for you to:
1. Deppressed
2. Broke
3. Violated
4. Thinking about Bi-sexuality
5. Dependant on you for rides, drinks, smokes etc.
Compared to the dirty crack guy I'd say its an improvement....Go for it!
5:17 PM
Chilldaddy, I "GET" your humor and I love it...Shortensweet can give as good as she gets and I know there isn't a mean or hurtful bone in your body. As for the car dude, well, like I said daughter, he is the one with bad luck. Just think, it could have been you getting that tickalick.
12:32 AM
I think that was the lament of the entry there Mom, she didn't end up with a "tickalick" But a guy that is for a time totaly dependant on her will do her bidding for at least a while....then to the "coib wit' cha'"
8:28 AM
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