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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Abby..it's what's for dinner
This is one of her favorite things to do. You open the fridge and she jumps inside it. She is going thru a terrible two stage and she's driving me nuts. She's about to be an orphan.
You know, the dog whisperer on TV, Cesar Milan, he says that America has created mentally ill animals because we use human psychology on them and treat them like humans. That's why they are so naughty. He said you have to use animal psychology on animals. So, what you need to do is bare your claws, make the hairs on your back stand up, arch your back, spit and hiss and she'll quit doing it. Guaranteed.
I agree with Vee, wait till it's flattened out like a pancake in such deep sleep that even waving a shrimp under its nose will avail not even a stir....then lick her eyeball and walk all over her with your fingers and make noises....we must be carefull when cats are still kittens...what we teach them during that stage may seem cute but later on its downright irritating...I would also shut her in the fridge for a while...then she will stay away...its not cruel....well, not really really cruel..just enough to be fun. yoobee
8 Comments:
YUP Rotten cat, lol
9:12 PM
she's getting ready to go live at Grandpa's house again.
Ya know, she wasn't naughty until she stayed with you.
9:25 PM
This is what happens when you let a cat think she is human. But, aw, it's so cute!
11:30 PM
You know, the dog whisperer on TV, Cesar Milan, he says that America has created mentally ill animals because we use human psychology on them and treat them like humans. That's why they are so naughty. He said you have to use animal psychology on animals. So, what you need to do is bare your claws, make the hairs on your back stand up, arch your back, spit and hiss and she'll quit doing it. Guaranteed.
9:22 AM
Poop on her stuff. Lick yourself til you throw up, but make sure you hurl where she has to walk. That's what our cat does.
4:57 PM
I thought about that, but the only stuff she wants is mine so that won't do any good.
12:53 AM
That's a real stumper. Have you ever thought of shutting her in there for an hour or so, and then seeing how much she likes jumping in after that?
That's what I'd do. Then again, I'm smart enough to keep my cats outside.
5:32 AM
I agree with Vee, wait till it's flattened out like a pancake in such deep sleep that even waving a shrimp under its nose will avail not even a stir....then lick her eyeball and walk all over her with your fingers and make noises....we must be carefull when cats are still kittens...what we teach them during that stage may seem cute but later on its downright irritating...I would also shut her in the fridge for a while...then she will stay away...its not cruel....well, not really really cruel..just enough to be fun.
yoobee
1:09 PM
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